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HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 12:08:51 +0000

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Please Joint BBU Forum

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 11:54:48 +0000

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Publication of Asso. Prof. Dr. Dy Davuth at BBU

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 11:38:02 +0000

Title : MICROFINANCE AND RURAL DEVELOPMENT IN CAMBODIA
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Title : Micro Finance as used for Community Development
Download : Abstract | Dis Summary | Dissertation

Title : Micro Finance as used for Community Development (Inter Confer 1, Chiang Rai, Thailand)
Download : Abstract Micro Finance as used for Community Development | Micro Finance as used for Community Development

Title : Development of Micro Finance in Cambodia
Download : Abstract of Development of MFI in Cambodia | Development of MFI in cambodia

Title : Impact of Microfinance in Cambodia
Download : Abstract the impact of Microfinance in Cambodia | The impact of Microfinance in Cambodia

Title : Regulation and Supervision of Microfinance in Cambodia
Download : Regulation and Supervision of MFI in Cambodia

Title : Do Micro Finance Institutions forget the poor?
Download : Abstract | Do MFIs forget the poor

Title : Institutionalization of NGO to MFI Case in Cambodia
Download : Abstract Institutionalization of NGO to MFI | Institutionalization of NGO to MFI

Financial Management

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 11:33:22 +0000

Assignment

FFM (Download)

MFI

Corporate Finance for MBA

Financial Management for MBA

Financial Statement & Regulation for MFI

Microfinance Management

Word Document

PowerPoint Presentation

Methods of Research

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 11:28:27 +0000

Organizational Behavior (OB)

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 11:24:39 +0000

Download course meterial:

Some people say that advertising encourages us to buy things we really do not need. Others say that advertisements tell us about new products that may improve our lives. Which viewpoint do you agree with? Use specific reasons and examples to support your answer.

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 06:19:00 +0000

I think that everyone can divide all advertising products and services into useless ones and useful ones. It is like looking through an information desk when you pay attention to those messages that interest you. Take me for example.

I do not like jewelry. It does not mean I do not have it at all, I have a couple of inexpensive rings as gifts from my parents. I just think, people pay too much attention to this stuff. I believe it is the result of mass advertising. Every day when I am watching TV, listening to the radio or reading the paper I notice many ads about getting an expensive ring, chain, necklace or ear-rings. From my point of view these kinds of advertising contaminate people’s minds. In this case you are encouraged to buy things you do not really need. They make you believe you need such products in order to succeed or be happy.

From the other side, I think that advertisements of the new detergents with up-to-date formulas to help you maintain your cloth in perfect conditions, the new cars with some extra futures that make your traveling more comfortable and sports goods that make your life healthier may help you to improve your life.

Recently my husband and I saw an ad on the Internet about a very interesting and inexpensive vocation to Japan for a week. Is not it awesome? We like traveling. So now we are planning to find out more about it and, may be, make reservations. I belief that without advertisements we would be unaware about plenty of oppotunities that may make your life happier, easier and less stressful.

My point is that every person has his own scale of values. So if he is vegetarian he will consider an ad about meat products useless for him.

HRM Course

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 12:16:32 +0000

Ved Strategic Human Resource Management Ved Strategic Human Resource Management vedv4u625

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HRM

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 12:11:36 +0000

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In case you didn’t know, Jack Welch is the former CEO of GE who did legendary things to make GE a top notch company. Too bad Jeff Immelt has messed it up. Jack wrote a book Winning Intl: The Ultimate Business How-To Book and spent two decades really defining what a true CEO should be. Take a look at this video for some of his insight. Enjoy!

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 05:21:41 +0000

Nothing ever works for me: Stop Cribbing

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 05:14:22 +0000

When you feel nothing is working for you, probably the first thing you need to do is stop cribbing about it – either to yourself, or worse, with others. Next best thing is to avoid being in the company of cribbers. You first ‘think’ nothing is working for you, then you ‘reiterate’ it, then you tend to ‘accept’ it and then, you’re ’sure’ nothing will ever work.

I’ve been part of at least 6 teams and every team has it’s heroes, cribbers, followers, gurus and foxes. You could also say that about the people you know or familiar with. You could still get some work done from the foxes, but always, beware of the cribbers. They’re on the one-way road, and it goes down.

When something we expect is not happening, it’s common to feel negative/pessimistic. Accept it, move on and work on it. The sooner, the better. It’s only YOU that can figure and sort it out. Don’t expect things to sort out by themselves, they may, but to an extent only.

Often, we’re ready with solutions and guidance to others in similar situations, but not when it comes to ourselves. We seem to be lost and give up hope. If you can remember just this fact, you’re at the first step of believing that there’s a solution to every problem. You may never have any ‘best’ way to do things. You just have to make the ‘best’ informed decision you think might work.

It’s a good thing to have one or more mentors/friends whom you trust. Talk to them. Get ideas and perspectives. Ask how they would’ve dealt with the situation. Take them with a pinch of salt, meaning – don’t think they’re always right. In fact, it’s never a question of a right or wrong. It’s a question of what will work best for you, in your given situation, with your given constraints.

In short, the power to deal with your problem is with you and you alone.

“You’re not given a problem without the power to solve it.’ ~ Unknown.

Oh no, I’ve a new boss

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 05:11:52 +0000

How good is (s)he? Am I going to build the rapport all over again? What happens to my appraisal? Is he going to approve my allowances? Is he strict with the timings? Are we still going out for team lunch? And so the list goes on.

Every person is different and everything is a package – you’ve a mix of things you like and hate. A manager is no exception. He is hired to this position by his boss to get some things done. He comes with a certain experience, skills, attitude and style.

In most cases, it’s the ’style’ factor that we’re worried of. Because that affects you, directly and immediately. Be open, understand the person, his needs, his must-do’s and don’t-do’s. Stick to it and deliver on your job. Outside the office, we all have families, and we all want to have fun. Try to make office a nice routine, if not fun.

My old manager hardly came to office once a week, she worked at a different location or timings. This gave the bunch of us the freedom to operate in our daily chores, but we sometimes felt the lack of direction and approvals took long time to come by.

My current manager shoots me a mail if a snail did not move at a certain time, in a certain direction. I was asked to login to a conference call, “right now”. I was asked to get some data “ASAP, please”. “Come to this office tomorrow, we’ve meetings”. Initially, I was bogged down by the never-ending demands. As we settled down with the pace, I realized the power of doing things now and the ‘God’ in the small details. That has given me the speed to go after any given challenge, talk to people no matter who they were and get things done. This is a lesson for life.

The point is, you can’t avoid changes. Either resist the change, crib about it and make your job miserable or be a part of it, learn to survive and thrive. The choice is yours, any day.

Jack Welch Former GE’s CEO talks about the book ‘Winning’

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 05:06:48 +0000

What your clothes say about you Guidelines for men & women

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 04:24:15 +0000

What your clothes say about you
Guidelines for men & women
Specifics for men
Specifics for women
Grooming tips for everyone

What your clothes say about you
•	In an interview your attire plays a supporting role.
•	Your conduct, your interpersonal skills and your ability to articulate intelligent and well thought out responses to questions are the most important elements.
•	Appropriate attire supports your image as a person who takes the interview process seriously and understands the nature of the industry in which you are trying to become employed.
•	Be aware that in some industries, customer contact and image presented to the customer is critical. In such industries, your attire will be judged more critically.
•	Your attire should be noticed as being appropriate and well-fitting, but it should not take center stage.
•	If you are primarily remembered for your interview attire, this is probably because you made an error in judgment!
•	Dressing nicely and appropriately is a compliment to the person you meet, so if in doubt, err on the side of dressing better than you might need to.
•	Even if you are aware that employees of an organization dress casually on the job, dress up for the interview unless you are specifically told otherwise by the employer.
•	Never confuse an interview or business function with a social event. Don’t dress for a party or a date.
•	Not every contact with an employer requires interview attire. For some occasions business casual is appropriate. See business casual for when to wear it and what it is.

Interview attire guidelines for men and women
•	Suit: A two piece matched suit is always the best and safest choice.
•	But what if the job is in a non-suit-wearing work environment: Even if you would or could wear jeans on the job, or the work environment is outdoors and very non-suit, wearing a suit to the interview shows you take the interview seriously as a professional meeting. Dressing well is a compliment to the person(s) with whom you meet. If you think the industry in which you’re interviewing would frown on a suit, or the interview will involve going to a work site where a suit would be inappropriate, look for advice through professional organizations, your professors who have been employed in that industry, and/or by asking the employer directly and politely.
•	Conservative colors / fabric: Navy, dark gray (and black for women) — are safe. Other color trends may come and go; avoid the extremes. Solids or very subtle weave patterns or plaids (the kind that look solid across a room) are safest. Wool, wool blends, or good quality micro fiber for women only, are generally the best fabrics in all seasons. Avoid acetate / rayon blends.
•	Cost / quality: You are not expected to be able to afford the same clothing as a corporate CEO. Do invest in quality that will look appropriate during your first two or three years on the job. One good quality suit is sufficient for a job search if that is all your budget allows. You can vary your shirt/blouse tie/accessories.
•	Details: Everything should be clean and well pressed. Carefully inspect clothes for tags, dangling threads, etc.

Additional interview attire specifics for men
•	Suit: A two-piece matched suit is always the best and safest choice. Don’t combine a suit jacket with pants that don’t match.
•	Conservative colors / fabric: Navy and dark gray are safe and are the most conservative for men. Black for men was once considered severe or overly formal, and may still be considered so in very conservative industries, although it is commonly worn by many. Other color trends may come and go; avoid the extremes. Choose a solid or very subtle weave pattern or plaid (the kind that look solid across a room). Wool, wool blends, or very high quality blends with natural fiber, are the only acceptable fabrics for a conservative men’s suit.
•	Cost / quality: You are not expected to be able to afford the same clothing as a corporate CEO. Do invest in quality that will look appropriate during your first two or three years on the job. One good quality suit is sufficient for a job search if that is all your budget allows. You can vary your shirt and tie.
•	Ties: Tie styles come and go. Select good quality silk ties. Avoid fashion extremes, like character ties, in interviews. Notice what men in your industry wear on the job, at career fairs, at information sessions, when they meet with clients.
•	Shirts: Long-sleeved shirts, even in summer. Choose white or light blue solid, or conservative stripes.
•	Socks: Dark socks, mid-calf length so no skin is visible when you sit down.
•	Shoes: Leather, lace-up or slip-on business shoes, preferably black or cordovan. Invest in a good pair; even if you don’t wear them daily on the job, you’ll need them for other occasions and you should expect to get lots of years out of good shoes.
•	Belt: Black or cordovan leather, to match your shoes.
•	Facial hair: If worn, should be well-groomed. Observe men in your industry if you are unsure what’s appropriate or are considering changing your look.
•	Jewelry: Wear a conservative watch. If you choose to wear other jewelry, be conservative. Removing earrings is safest. For conservative industries, don’t wear earrings. Observe other men in your industry to see what is acceptable.
•	Details: Everything should be clean and well pressed. Suits typically have tacking stitches to hold vents — on the jacket back and on sleeves — in place before the garment is purchased. Cut them off if your retailer / tailor doesn’t. And that tag stitched on the outside of your sleeve is not meant to stay there like a Tommy Hilfiger label — cut it off! Carefully inspect clothes dangling threads, etc.

Additional interview attire specifics for women
•	Don’t confuse club attire with business attire. If you would wear it to a club, you probably shouldn’t wear it in a business environment.
•	Suit: Wear a two-piece matched suit.
•	Suit – pants / skirts: Tailored pants suits are appropriate for women. Pants suits can be an excellent choice for site visits, particularly if the visit involves getting in and out of vehicles and/or the site is (or includes) a manufacturing plant or industrial facility. If you wear pants, they should be creased and tailored, not tight or flowing. If you are pursuing a conservative industry and are in doubt, observe well dressed women in your industry on the job, at career fairs, at information sessions, etc.
•	Skirt lengths: Much of what you see on television shows that masquerades for professional attire is actually inappropriate for a work environment. Your skirt should cover your thighs when you are seated. Showing a lot of thigh makes you look naive at best, foolish at worst. A skirt that ends at the knee when you’re standing looks chic and professional. Longer skirts are professional too; just make sure they are narrow enough not to be billowing, but not so narrow that you can’t climb stairs comfortably. Don’t purchase a skirt or decide on a hem length until you sit in the skirt facing a mirror. That’s what your interviewer will see. Ask yourself whether it will be distracting or reinforce your image as a person who looks appropriate for a business environment or gathering. High slits in skirts are not appropriate. A small back, center slit in a knee-length skirt is appropriate. On a calf length skirt, a slit to the knee to facilitate walking and stair climbing is appropriate.
•	Color / fabric: Navy, dark gray, brown and black are safe. Other color trends may come and go; avoid the extremes. Women generally have more options with suit color than men. For example, while a women could look conservative in a slate blue or light gray suit, these colors would be inappropriate for men. Choose a solid or very subtle weave pattern or plaid (the kind that look solid across a room). Wool, wool blends, and high quality blends and synthetics are apprpriate for women’s suiting.
•	Shirt / sweaters: Underneath the suit jacket, wear a tailored blouse in a color or small print that coordinates nicely with your suit. A fine gauge, good quality knit shell is also appropriate underneath your suit jacket. Don’t show cleavage.
•	Jewelry / accessories: Wear a conservative watch. Jewelry and scarf styles come and go. Keep your choices simple and leaning toward conservative. Avoid extremes of style and color. If your industry is creative, you may have more flexibility than someone pursuing a conservative industry.
•	Cosmetics: Keep makeup conservative. A little is usually better than none for a polished look. Nails should be clean and well groomed. Avoid extremes of nail length and polish color, especially in conservative industries.
•	Shoes: Should be leather or fabric / micro fiber. Shoe styles and heel heights come and go. Choose closed-toe pumps. Regardless of what is in style, avoid extremes; no stilettos or chunky platforms. Make certain you can walk comfortably in your shoes; hobbling in uncomfortable shoes does not convey a professional appearance.
•	Hosiery: Should be plainly styled (no patterns), sheer (not opaque), and in neutral colors complementing your suit. Avoid high contrast between your suit and hosiery color.
•	Purse / bag: If you carry a purse, keep it small and simple, especially if you also carry a briefcase. Purse color should coordinate with your shoes. You may choose to carry a small briefcase or business-like tote bag in place of a purse. Leather is the best choice for briefcases; micro fiber or fine wovens are also acceptable.

Grooming tips for everyone
•	Hair: Should be clean and neat.
•	Shoes: Should be in polished condition. Make sure heels are not worn.
•	Details: No missing buttons, no lint; and don’t forget to remove external tags and tacking stitches from new clothes.
•	Hands: Clean fingernails.
•	Fit: Clothes should be clean, neatly pressed, and fit properly.
•	Smell: Perfume or cologne should be used sparingly or not at all. No odors in clothes. Don’t smell like smoke.
•	Pad folios: Preferred over a bulky briefcase. A small briefcase is also appropriate. But if you have no reason to carry a briefcase, don’t; you risk looking silly.
•	Book bags: Leave it at home for an on-site interview. For an on-campus interview, you can leave it in the waiting area.

Funny Story: Marketing Strategies

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 04:09:33 +0000

Here are the interesting strategies I got from my friend. Enjoy!

MARKETING STRATEGIES:

A Professor at one of the conference was explaining marketing concepts to students:-

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am rich. Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing.

2. You’re at a party with bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friend goes up to her and pointing at you says: “he’s very rich. Marry him!” – That’s Advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say” “hi, i’m very rich. Marry me.” – That’s Telemarketing.

4. You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of her car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: “By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?” – That’s Public Relations.

5. You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and say: “you are very rich! Can you marry me?” – That’s Brand Recognition.
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. – That’s Customer Feedback.

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband, — that’s Demand & Supply Gap.

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person comes and tells her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” And she goes with him – that’s Competition eating into your Market Share.

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, marry me!” Your wife arrives. – That’s Restriction for entering New Markets.

Interview Attire Do’s and Don’ts

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 03:07:00 +0000

Manager VS Leader

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 09:47:06 +0000

Manager against a Leader

Manager	Leader
plans	energy
goals	vision and values
does things right	does the right things
defines vision and purpose statements	lives vision and purpose
defines value statements	models values
short-term results emphasized	long-term results, big picture emphasized
top-down strategy	leadership at all levels; everyone strategic
measurement of activities	measurement of results
focus on content	sets context, pays attention to process
success based on predictability	success based on innovation and adaptation
“head stuff” (e.g., behavior, compliance)	“heart stuff” (e.g., morale, commitment)
controls	inspires, creates new ways, coaches, mentors
linear, rational, analytical	systems, aligning the whole, intuitive
techniques	principles
one best style (plan, organize, delegate, control)	multiple, situational leadership roles and styles
quality control	everyone responsible for quality
inward-looking	customer-focused
individual effort and reward	individual and team effort and reward
management knows best	all together know best
success as personal success	success as the success of others

Though characteristics of Management and Leadership differs in some fundamental areas, as I mentioned earlier, one needs to balance both management & leadership skills to ensure success in career and life.

Source: Mr.Babou

What is leadership, and what is the difference between leadership and management?

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 09:31:00 +0000

What is leadership, and what is the difference between leadership and management?

In a nutshell, the difference between leadership and management is:

* Leadership is setting a new direction or vision for a group that they follow, ie: a leader is the spearhead for that new direction

* Management controls or directs people/resources in a group according to principles or values that have already been established.

The difference between leadership and management can be illustrated by considering what happens when you have one without the other.

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design a successful PowerPoint sequence

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 03:28:40 +0000

When you design your presentation be aware of the above facts. Ludwig Mies van Der Rohe, one of the masters of modern architecture, lived by the motto, ”Less is more”. Don’t bombard your listeners with too much information.

Here are some suggestions to design a successful PowerPoint sequence:

1. Start with a title slide.

2. Follow with a ”benefit slide” (or you can speak without a slide). Answer this question: What’s in it for the listeners? Why should they listen to your presentation?

3. Objectives slide: what are the goals of this presentation?

4. Agenda slide: in order to achieve the above objectives, what topics should be covered?

5. Body slides: follow the agenda topics.

6. Last slide: bring up the objectives slide and change the headline to ”Review”. This will remind the listeners to walk away with the same objectives as at the beginning.

When designing each slide in PowerPoint, here are some tips:

1. Follow the agenda.

2. Use bullet points rather than word points. This is probably the most common big mistake in designing PowerPoint.

3. If you have lot of information (as in the space shuttle example), supply additional handouts in text or report formats. Don’t try to compress all information into one slide. Less is more, remember!

4. Each bullet should end in one line with a maximum six to eight words per line. A bullet point is the same as a newspaper headline; you don’t need complete sentences. Look at these Bangkok Post headline examples: ”Siam Cement looks east”, ”Amway to double sales in five years”, ”Kosit: No need to boost economy more”.

5. Use only six bullet points per slide.

6. Use large fonts _ large enough for people to read.

7. Use colour fonts that contrast with the background.

8. Apply graphics and pictures. According to an old Chinese proverb ”A picture is worth ten thousand words.”

9. Do not let PowerPoint steal the thunder _ the speaker is the focus, not the slide.

10. Number the slides for the audience’s reference.

Communicate positively and co-operate with others.

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 08:04:16 +0000

Be friendly, supportive and co-operative. Try to develop a reputation for being an easy person to work with.

Be a responsible member of the team. Everyone appreciates it when you help others who are swamped with work.

Treat everyone as your equal. Think about how you would like to be treated if you were in the other person’s shoes. Compliment others when they deserve praise.

Avoid discussing anything that you would not want repeated, especially your personal weaknesses or those of other workers.
Ask for help when you need it. People usually don’t mind explaining or demonstrating tasks if it is obvious that you have already tried to work the problem out on your own.

Be a good communicator. Give people your undivided attention during discussions, let them finish what they are saying and make sure you understand what has been said before you respond.

Be aware of your body language. Communication problems arise when what you say doesn’t match what your body is communicating.

Never criticize people in public. When you give feedback, do it in private and in an objective, constructive manner that helps people understand what they should do differently instead of just making them feel bad.

Communicate in a relaxed, patient and pleasant manner. People respond much better to calm discussion than to anger, sarcasm or commands.

How to be successful at work

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 10:46:45 +0000

Sometimes being an effective employee is easy and sometimes it’s not. Work responsibilities and circumstances vary, and so do relationships with co-workers. But one thing is certain: your attitude will make a big difference in how successful you are at work.

A positive attitude is the underlying requirement behind all of the following tips for improving your chances of succeeding at work.

Giving Back to Your Employer

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 10:45:20 +0000

Adding value

How well and how effectively do you do your work? Doing your very best, meeting your deadlines, producing or exceeding your quota these can have a big effect on how you feel about your work and on how your employer feels about you.

Increase profits
Decrease costs
Increase quality

Increase customer satisfaction.
How and where does your organization make money?
How and where does your organization lose money?
How can you work smarter? and better?

“Leadership is all about change. Manag …

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 07:37:46 +0000

“Leadership is all about change. Management is about producing acceptable results within a known set of parameters. It’s not the same as leadership. It’s about changing the order of things, seeing possibilities others do not see.”

About the Lecture As a receptionist, Ca …

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 07:37:23 +0000

About the Lecture
As a receptionist, Carly Fiorina made an important observation: people in the mailroom were not “fundamentally different from people in the boardroom — people are people wherever you find them.” She has made ample use of this insight throughout her life, and in her recent book, Tough Choices. Her talk offers samples of this memoir about her career, especially her beleaguered time at Hewlett-Packard.

Fiorina was fired from HP in a ferocious blaze of publicity, but demonstrates pride in her accomplishments at the company. From 1999 through 2005, she spearheaded a difficult transformation of an “iconic, mythic but also deeply troubled” HP, which had essentially slept through what Fiorina calls “the biggest tech upturn in history.” She credits several courses at MIT Sloan with helping prepare her to meet this challenge of a “company so in love with its past that it could not envision its future.”

On arrival at HP, she perceived “a systems problem of great complexity,” requiring not only changes in the strategy, structures and processes of the firm, but in HP’s values and culture — the firm’s “software.” Says Fiorina, “For all you — sorry – quantitative types who think values and organizational behavior is soft stuff—it is the hardest stuff…” Fiorina, an outsider, and a woman in a very male organization, met stiff resistance to her ideas, and relied on her understanding of “fear, human motivation and yeah, the numbers.”

She was challenged on her merger plan with Compaq: “The fact that the tech industry might have to consolidate was viewed as heresy.” Today she feels vindicated. She laid off 36 thousand employees, and acknowledges their resentment. But she believes that a leader’s job “is to see possibilities in circumstances” that others don’t see, and to approach change with a clear-eyed realism that acknowledges both the risks and the benefits. Fiorina views optimism as a core quality in leadership, the belief “that things can get better and that people are willing to go along for the journey in spite of their fears.” She offers closing advice: “Don’t fixate on things you can’t do, but on things you can. If you do that, opportunity will knock.”

“I blew up a factory. Blew the …

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 07:32:35 +0000

“I blew up a factory. Blew the roof off it– almost got fired. I went down and pleaded my case, and survived. So, I think it’s taking swings. Take swings and have fun.”

Jack Welch

About the Lecture When Jack W …

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 07:31:53 +0000

About the Lecture
When Jack Welch was a young manager, he blew the roof off one of General Electric’s factories in a chemical accident. Summoned to a company VP, Welch received comfort rather than harsh words and a pink slip. This episode proved seminal to Welch’s philosophy and subsequent corporate career, and serves as one of many pithy lessons he offers in a lively conversation at MIT Sloan. “From that day forward, I never berated anybody when they were down,” says Welch. Other lessons learned from his life at GE: Never hire people (or acquire other companies) whose corporate culture doesn’t match your own. “No matter how good the numbers look, culture matters as much as financial profile.” He advocates frequent employee evaluations — he gave his own division heads four reviews a year. “Never give anyone a raise (or stock option or bonus) without a small sheet of paper on how well they did or how they can improve,” says Welch. He admits some of his personnel ideas make people uncomfortable: in particular, his notion that 10% of employees will never succeed, and should be shown the door as expeditiously as possible. “You’ve got to believe that the team that fields the best players wins. If you tell the bottom ten where they stand, that it’s time to look for something else, that’s considered cruel management.” But, says Welch, it’s far crueler to let people hang on and then get cut later in their careers when they’re less likely to find other work. His ultimate advice to wanna-be managers: “Err on the side of the bold. … Take swings, have fun.”

ប្រញាប់ប្រញាល់ បោះឆ្នោតជូន អ្នកស្រី Noun PhyMean, ជនឆ្នើមអន្តរជាតិ CNN ប្រចាំ ឆ្នាំ ២០០៨

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:22:43 +0000

ដើម្បីកិត្តិយស ស្រ្តីខ្មែរ ជាតិសាសន៍ខ្មែរ ប្រទេសខ្មែរ លើ ឆាកអន្តរជាតិ, អ្នកត្រូវតែនាំគ្នាបោះឆ្នោត “ជនឆ្នើម ឆ្នាំ ២០០៨ ប្រចាំ CNN” ជូន អ្នកស្រី នួន ភីមាន (Noun PhyMean), នាយិកា នៃអង្គការសង្គ្រោះក្មេងកំព្រាទូរគត។

សូមប្រញាប់ប្រញាល់ ចុចលើ http://heroes.cnn.com/vote.asp?heroID=7 ដើម្បីបោះឆ្នោតជូន អ្នកស្រី នួន ភីមាន (Noun PhyMean)!
ការបោះឆ្នោត នឹងផុតកំណត់ ថ្ងៃ ព្រហស្បត៍, វិច្ឆិកា ២០ ឆ្នាំ២០០៨, វេលា ម៉ោង ៦ ព្រឹក។

មិនតិចស្រ្តីខ្មែរ បច្ចុប្បន្ននេះ ក្លាហាន បញ្ញា និង ល្បីល្បាញ លើឆាកអន្តរជាតិ។ អន្តរជាតិ បានទទួលស្គាល់ស្នាដៃ របស់ពួកគេ ដែល ពួកគេម្នាក់ៗ បានជួយយ៉ាងច្រើន ដល់សង្គមខ្មែរ, ហើយ ពួកគេ ចេះយ៉ាងស្ទាត់ផង ភាសាអង់គ្លេស ភាសាបារាំង ឬ ទាំងពីរភាសា។ ពួកគេទាំងនោះ គឺ៖ ពុង ឈីវហ្កេច, ជា វណ្ណាត, សេង ធារី, មួរ សុខហួរ, ម៉ម សុម៉ាលី, នួន ភីមាន និង និស្សិតនារីខ្មែរ ច្រើនទៀត ដែលជាប់ចំណាត់អន្តរជាតិ ក្នុងការងារ និង ការសិក្សា របស់ពួកគេ!

កូនខ្មែរ ជាតិសាសន៍ខ្មែរ ប្រទេសខ្មែរ មានមោទនភាពក្រៃលែង លើឆាកអន្តរជាតិ ដោយសារស្នាដៃ បំរើសង្គម យ៉ាងសំបើម របស់ ស្រ្តីខ្មែរទាំងនោះ!

មើលផងដែរ៖

* http://edition.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2008/cnn.heroes/archive/phymean.noun.html
* http://heroes.cnn.com/default.asp
* http://www.rfa.org/khmer/indepth/Cam-woman-selected-in-CNN-heroes-10112008234900.html

Activist Has Hopes of Being CNN’s Top Hero

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:19:08 +0000

By Nuch Sarita, VOA Khmer
Original report from Washington
15 October 2008

Click here to listen to the Khmer audio program

Phymean Nuon, the founder of an organization that helps hundreds of children working at a dump outside Phnom Penh, has been nominated as CNN top “Hero” for 2008.

Phymean Nuon’s People Improvement Organization has been offering free schooling to children who scavenge at the site for four years.

Her status as “Hero of the Year” will be voted on in an online poll at CNN.com/heroes, and she has already been selected inside the top 10, chosen from 3,700 other nominees from 75 countries.

“If I get the most votes selected by the public…I will receive an additional $100,000,” Phymean Nuon, who has already won $25,000 in the contest, told VOA Khmer. “I will use the award money to build a new orphanage center for street children. These children are our next generation, and our country depends on them.”

Phymean Nuon was born in Kampong Cham province and raised along a three-year old niece whose mother had died, at age 15. Most of her family had either been killed under the Khmer Rouge or fled to refugee camps in Thailand, she said.

Phymean Nuon worked hard to stay in school, she said, realizing the importance of education, before finding work with UN agencies.

She established her own organization in 2002 after watching a group of children fight over a barbecue chicken bone she had thrown in the trash, she said.

“I remembered how hard it was in my life, to live with the support of a parent,” she said. “I knew that there was something I could do for children who didn’t have the opportunity to go to school. I had to do something to help them get an education.”

“My life is connected to those children who need help,” she said. “Nobody wants to work in the garbage dumps and sleep on the street. I feel very joyful and warm when I see the poor children happy, enjoying themselves, smiling with the hope of the future.”

រកមើល ទាន់ចិត្ត ឈ្មោះអ្នកត្រូវទៅបោះឆ្នោត ថ្ងៃ ២៧ កក្កដា ២០០៨ (Cambodia Election 2008)

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:27:08 +0000

រកមើល ទាន់ចិត្ត ឈ្មោះអ្នកត្រូវទៅបោះឆ្នោត ថ្ងៃ ២៧ កក្កដា ២០០៨

Cambodia Election 2008

ចុច ៖ http://voterlist.org.kh/Default_Name.aspx
Click : http://voterlist.org.kh/en/by_Name.aspx

For those who like to drink cold water

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 04:11:16 +0000

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this “sludge” reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

A serious note about heart attacks – You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.

You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let’s be careful and be aware. The more we know the better chance we could survive.

A cardiologist says if everyone who reads this message sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we’ll save at least one life. Read this & Send the link to a friend. It could save a life. So, please be a true friend and send this article to all your friends you care about.

Marketing Strategies

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:07:28 +0000

MARKETING STRATEGIES:

A Professor at one of the conference was explaining marketing concepts to students:-

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am rich. Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing.

2. You’re at a party with bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friend goes up to her and pointing at you says: “he’s very rich. Marry him!” – That’s Advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say” “hi, i’m very rich. Marry me.” – That’s Telemarketing.

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband, — that’s Demand & Supply Gap.

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, marry me!” Your wife arrives. – That’s Restriction for entering New Markets.

កំណាព្យ

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 06:33:25 +0000

បងស្គាល់អស់ហើយ មាយាទស្រី
សាវាអប្រិយ គ្មានមេត្តា
ឈប់មកបោកប្រាស់ លួងចិន្ដា
ឲ្យលង់ស្នេហាស្រីជាថ្មី ។

ស្រីធ្លាប់ក្បត់ស្នេហ៍បងច្រើនលើក
ដំបូងស្រីចើក គ្មានប្រណី
គំហកដាក់បង ធ្វើឫកហី
ថា”ខ្ជិលចង់ស្ដីនឹងរូបបង” ។

ម្ដងទៀតស្រីក្បត់ មិនចេញមុខ
រត់គេចមុខឈ្ងោក អត់ស្ដីម្ដង
អូនមានគេថ្មី គ្រាន់សាសង
បំភ្លេចរូបបង គ្មានអាល័យ ។

ពេលគេក្បត់វិញទើបសោយសោក
ស្រណោះស្រណោក ទន់សម្ដី
វាចាផ្អែមល្ហែម ត្អូញជាថ្មី
ឱស្រីអើយស្រី អាណិតណាស់ ។

អាណិតចិត្តអូនដែលសាវា
អាណិតស្នេហា ដែលប្ដូរផ្លាស់
អាណិតចិត្តស្រី ខំក្បត់ណាស់
មិនគួរកម្មក្រាស់ គេក្បត់វិញ? ៕

កំណាព្យបទពាក្យ៧
១នៅក្បែរខ្ញុំមានក្រមុំម្នាក់ រូបឆោមវលក្ខស្រស់សង្ហារ
មិនត្រឹមតែស្អាតមានចរិយា សុភាពរាបសារសមជាខ្មែរ។
២សំដីសំដៅមានរបៀប មានទាំងមាយាទល្អណាស់ដែរ
ប្រុសណាបានឃើញលួចសុំស្នេហ៏ នាងឆ្លើយថាទេព្រោះនៅក្មេង។
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(នៅមានត)

3-សុភាពនារីគ្មានពីរឡើយ បើបានឆ្លងឆ្លើយនិយាយលេង
នោះពិតជាពេលកេងម្នាក់ឯង ស្រម៉ៃឃើញស្តែងក្នុងសុបិន្ត។

ណារត្នមេសា 23rd, 2007 at 4:42 ល្ងាច Said:

និយាយពីរឿងនារីខ្មែរ ពិបាករកដែរព្រោះមិនប៉ិន
ឌឺដងលែបខាយឲ្យស្រីទន់ កវីចិត្តធ្ងន់នៅកំព្រា ។
យើងក្មេងគេក្មេងមិនសូវសម ចាស់ៗថាកុំប្រថុយណា
ចិត្តស្រាលសាច់ខ្ចីស្ដីមកថា ចាំដល់វេលាគ្រាចាស់ទុំ ។
បើជួបសមហើយគួររក្សា ពិសោធន៍ចិត្តគ្នាឲ្យច្រើនជុំ
ទម្រាំសមចិត្តពាក្យចាស់ទុំ មិត្តឆាប់សុំចូលដណ្ដឹងភ្លាមទៅ!!!!!

សុភាពនារីពិតកំរ
ស្រីៗរូបល្អច្រើនពេកកូវ
តែមាយាទវិញស្មានពុំត្រូវ
ដើរហួសខុសផ្លូវទំនៀមខ្មែរ ។

សម្លៀកបំពាក់ ស្លៀកខេចខើច
ប៉ផាយប៉ផើចចេញកេរម៉ែ
ខ្ញុំជាអ្នកមើលក៏ខ្មាស់ដែរ
មិនគួរស្រីខ្មែរដល់ថ្នាក់ហ្នឹង ។

បើនាងល្អហើយគួររាប់រក
ជាមិត្ត ឬរក ចូលដណ្ដឹង
ហេតុម្ដេចបានមកប្រាប់ដំណឹង?
ឬក៏រំពឹងថាខ្ញុំស្ម័គ្រ?

បេះដូងខ្ញុំបានស្លាប់បាត់ហើយ
មិននឹកទៀតឡើយស្នេហ៍អប្បល័ក្ខ
ស្នេហ៍ជាស្រមោល គ្មានអ្វីជាក់
ស្មាលាលែងស្ម័គ្រស្នេហ៍លុះសូន្យ ។

naraths, on មេសា 23rd, 2007 at 5:48 ល្ងាច Said:

ឱ!អ្នកស្លាប់ចិត្តម្ដេចដៀលស្រី
អាក្រក់អាក្រីម៉្លេះមិត្តភ្ងារ
បើមានកំហឹងកុំចងពារ
អាណិតនារីគ្នាឈ្មោះល្អ ។

មិនដល់ថ្នាក់លេចដីកេរ្តិ៍កោះ
ពាក្យមិត្តថានោះមិនបវរ
គេពុលសង្គមពុលវប្បធម៌
ក៏នៅមានល្អស្រីគគោក ។

កុំហាមាត់ឡើងស្មាលាស្នេហ៍
កុំបែរចិត្តប្រែព្រៅក្នុងលោក
ព្រេងមិនទាន់ដល់កុំសោយសោក
បើឈប់ប្រឡូក នាំឌៀវស្រី ។

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ឌៀវ៖ នៅសល់ ឬអត់មានគូ

ហ៊ត ស្រ៊ឺ, on មេសា 24th, 2007 at 9:07 am Said:

មានស្រីច្រើនណាស់ក្នុងលោកា
តែខ្ញុំមិនថាទេស្រីដែលល្អ
ខ្ញុំដៀលតែស្រីមិនស្មោះស
ស្រីមានរូបល្អអន់មារយាទ។

ស្រីដែលស្លៀកពាក់មិនសមរម្យ
មិនគួររូបខ្ញុំយកខ្លួនបៀត
គន់មើលឫកពារសែនចោលម្សៀត
ខ្មាស់អស់ផៅញាតិក្នុងលោកា។

រកស្រីសុភាពហើយរមទម្យ
មារយាទសមរម្យហើយរាបសារ
ស្គាល់ចាស់ស្គាល់ទុំមិនមុសា
ចូលចិត្តកិច្ចការណាត្រឹមត្រូវ។

ppsk, on មេសា 24th, 2007 at 11:00 am Said:

តែងមួយដែលសិនកុំប្រកែប្រកាន់៖
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ស្រីមានច្រើនណាស់ក្នុងលោការ
ស្រីដែលប្រាថ្្ាមានតែមួយ
ចេះយល់ចិត្តប្តីនឹងចាំជួយ
ផ្ត់ល់ជាជំនួយពេលត្រូវការ។
ទោះឈឺឫជានៅជាប់ជានិច្ជ
មិនដែលនិងគេចនឹងបែកបែរ
ពោលពាក្យថ្អែមលពិនថ្្នមថែរ
មិនអោយក្តីស្នេហ៍មានទុក្ខព្រួយ។

ប្អូនអើយឥលូវស្រីសំបូរ
យកចិត្តមកប្តូរនឹងដុល្លា
លះបង់សំរស់នឹងសង្សា
ដើម្បីប្រាថ្នាការសប្បាយ
បើស្រលាញ់ត្រូវចេះរិះគិត
ត្រូវមានគំនិតអោយវែងឆ្ងាយ
មិនត្រូចចាប់ចិត្តគិតងាយងាយ
អាចនាំអន្ថរាយដល់ខ្លួនឯង

khmerlyric, on មេសា 24th, 2007 at 4:44 ល្ងាច Said:

ស្រីៗច្រើនមែនក្នុងលោកា
តែខ្ញុំវិញណា ស៊ូចំបែង
សុខចិត្តរស់នៅតែម្នាក់ឯង
មានគ្នាខ្លាចក្រែងកើតទុក្ខធំ ។

ពីមុនធ្លាប់ប៉ងលើស្រីម្នាក់
ថានឹងស្មោះស្ម័គ្រ រស់ជួបជុំ
ប៉ុន្តែពេលនេះ គេក្បត់ខ្ញុំ
ខ្ញុំកើតទុក្ខធំ លែងប្រាថ្នា ។

ទុក្ខធ្ងន់ រស់នៅប្រៀបដូចស្លាប់
បេះដូងចុកចាប់ អត់អាហារ
ពេលនេះភ្ញាក់ខ្លួន ដឹងអាត្មា
ខ្ញុំឈប់ប្រាថ្នា ស្នេហាហើយ ។

គ្មានស្នេហាណា មានតែសុខ
ស្នេហ៍តែងជួបទុក្ខ ទុក្ខគ្មានស្បើយ
ខ្ញុំបានគេចរួចពីស្នេហ៍ហើយ
គ្មានថ្ងៃវិលឡើយ ទៅរងកម្ម ។

រស់នៅម្នាក់ឯង សែនសប្បាយ
គ្មានគិតខ្វល់ខ្វាយ មកដាក់ដាំ
ទៅណាមកណា គ្មានអ្នកចាំ
គ្មានទុក្ខ គ្មានកម្ម អ្វីទៀតឡើយ ។

ប្រៀបដូចបងៗ បានរៀបរាប់
ស្រីច្រើនគេឡប់ តាមគេហើយ
វប្បធម៌ខ្លួនឯង គេកន្តើយ
យកបស់គេហើយ ឆ្លើយថាល្អ ។

ស្រីខ្លះវង្វេងនឹងដុល្លារ
គ្មានគិតពីស្នេហាស្មោះសរ
មានប្រាក់ដុល្លារ សុទ្ធតែល្អ
គឺគេស្មោះសរ តែដុល្លារ ។

ម្នាក់ៗលែងគិតពីសុភៈ
ស្នេហាស្មោះស្ម័គ្រ គេប្រហារ
ទោះអ្នកស្មោះខ្លាំង ខ្លាំងយ៉ាងណា
បើអត់ដុល្លារគេមិនស្នេហ៍ ។

ខ្ញុំខ្ជិលគិតច្រើន នាំតែខ្វល់
នាំរងអំពល់ ទុក្ខមកក្បែរ
តែសូមជូនពរ អ្នកមានស្នេហ៍
សូមបានជួបតែ សុខមង្គល ។

ppsk, on មេសា 24th, 2007 at 5:53 ល្ងាច Said:

នៅក្មេងគួរកុំទាន់អាលគិត
នៅក្មេងប្រឹងគិតរកវិជ្ជា
នៅក្មេងមានទ្រព្យល្អសោភា
អាណាគតល្អផ្លាភ្លឺពេកក្រី។

ស្រីណាមិនស្រលាញ់បើយើងចេះ
ស្រីរកតំរិះចាប់យើងចង
ស្រីនេះមិនល្អកុំគិតប៉ង
ប្រាថ្នាជាគូគ្រងត៍ទៅមុខ។

ប្អូនអើយស្រីល្អមិនសំរស់
ប្អូននៅកំលោះត្រូវចេះគិត
ប្អូនយកល្អត្រូវទៅជិត
បង្កើនគំនិតគិតអោយឆ្ងាយ។

យល់ចិត្តឲច្រើនមុនស្រលាញ់
យល់ឃើញទោម្នេញឆាប់ថយក្រោយ
យល់ឃើញថាល្អឆាប់បណ្តោយ
បណ្តាលចិត្តអោយអាណាគតរុងរឿង។

naraths, on មេសា 24th, 2007 at 6:58 ល្ងាច Said:

ស្ដាយណាស់មិនដែលធ្លាប់មានស្នេហ៍
គ្មានពាក្យត្អូញត្អែរប្រែប្រាយប្រាប់
កម្លោះស៊ឺៗមិនប្រញ៉ាប់
ខ្លាចស្នេហ៍មិនគាប់ព្រាត់ប្រាស់វិញ ។

អ្នកមានពិសោធន៍ខាងស្នេហា
មិនខ្វះវាចាស័ព្ទទោម្នេញ
ប្រាប់ថាស្នេហ៍នោះគួរឲ្យច្រេញ
មកហើយដើរចេញដេញមិនទាន់ ។

ធ្វើម្ដេចនឹងស្គាល់ភាល់ក្នុងប្រាណ
កម្មស្នេហ៍សាមាន្យឲ្យគ្រប់គ្រាន់
កុំឲ្យមានពារឈឺផ្សាធ្ងន់
ដូចអ្នកដឹងមុនស្នេហ៍រួចទុក្ខ ។

ពេញវ័យយូរហើយមិនដែលសោះ
រឿងស្នេហ៍អីនោះគ្មានទំនុក
ធ្លាប់ឮតែថាជួបទើបសុខ
បើចង់ស្រណុកកុំគិតយូរ ។

ទេ!ទេ!មិនហ៊ានៗទេ
ស៊ូចិត្តទំនេរអត់ទ្រាំស៊ូ
ចាស់ចិត្តគំនិតសឹមផ្សងប្ដូរ
សាងស្នេហ៍មួយគូយូររៀង អឺយ ។

khmerlyric, on មេសា 24th, 2007 at 7:41 ល្ងាច Said:

នេះបែបមកពី ខ្ញុំនៅក្មេង
ចង់សាកល្បងលេង នឹងស្នេហា
មិនទាន់ចេះគិត ហ៊ានហានក្លា
ប្រឡូកស្នេហា ទាំងងងើល ។

ខ្ញុំនឹងខំកែខ្លួនជាថ្មី
តាមពាក្យបងស្ដី លែងព្រីលព្រើល
អនាគតខ្ញុំត្រូវ សម្លឹងមើល
ខ្ញុំឈប់ងងើល ដូចមុនហើយ ។

ធ្វើដូចណារដ្ឋ កម្លោះអេរ
មិនប្រឡូកស្នេហ៍ ធ្វើកន្តើយ
រង់ចាំចាស់ចិត្ត គ្រប់គ្រាន់ហើយ
គេលែងកន្តើយ ស្វែងរកស្នេហ៍ ។
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ខ្ញុំសូមអរគុណ បងសូគី
ដែលខំម្នាម្នី មកប្រាយប្រែ
គតិបណ្ឌិត ចិត្តកូនខ្មែរ
បងពិតពូកែ គំនិតជ្រះ ។

ហ៊តស្រ៊ឺមិត្តថ្មី ទើបស្គាល់គ្នា
បានមកជួយថា ជួយពន្លះ
ដៀលស្រីមិនល្អ ស្រីផ្កាមាស
សមជាខ្មែរណាស់ ខ្មែរស្នេហ៍ជាតិ ។

ណារដ្ឋមិត្តចាស់ មកច្រើនខែ
មិត្តគួរឲ្យស្នេហ៍ មានមាយាទ
មុនខ្ញុំធ្លាប់ជួប សោកវិវាទ
រដ្ឋខំខ្មីឃ្មាត ជួយដោះទុក្ខ ។

ខ្ញុំសូមអរគុណ មិត្តគ្រប់គ្នា
ខ្ញុំសូមសន្យា ទៅថ្ងៃមុខ
ខ្ញុំនឹងនៅរួម សុខរួមទុក្ខ
បើមានក្ដីសុខ ចែកខ្ញុំផង ។

ហ៊ត ស្រ៊ឺ, on មេសា 25th, 2007 at 10:11 am Said:

សូមជំរាបជូនមិត្តគ្រប់គ្នាថា ឥឡូវខ្ញុំឃើញសុភាពនារីម្នាក់ហើយ!!!! ហា ហា!!!
1-គន់មើលវង់ភក្រ្តស្រស់ស្រីពៅ មុខស្រស់ឆោមឆ្លៅស្អាតណាស់ណា
ឯចិត្តនាងរឹងជាងថ្មដា
គ្មានប្រុសឯណាសុំស្នេហ៏បាន។
2-ខ្ញុំលួចស្នេហ៏នាងនៅក្នុងចិត្ត
ឯរូបខ្ញុំពិតមិនក្លាហាន
មិនហ៊ានវាចានឹងកល្យាណ
ព្រោះខ្លាចពុំបានដូចប្រាថ្នា។
3-រូបនាងជាកូនអ្នកមានខ្ពស់
មានទាំងកិត្តិយសក្នុងលោកា
ឯរូបខ្ញុំវិញក្រណាស់ណា
គ្មានទ្រព្យឯណាផ្គាប់ចិត្តស្ងួន។
4-មានតែចិត្តស្មោះហើយភក្តី
ជូនដល់ថ្លើមថ្លៃលុះថ្ងៃសូន្យ
អោយតែអូនស្មោះណានឹមនួន
រៀមស្នេហ៏លុះសូន្យណាជីវ៉ា។

naraths, on មេសា 25th, 2007 at 10:42 am Said:

ហ៊ត ស៊្រឺ កវីមកពីឆ្ងាយ
លាំងឥតសំចៃស្ដីប្រាប់រ៉ា
ពីដួងចិត្តស្មោះទៅបុប្ផា
តែហេតុម្ដេចម្ដាលួចក្នុងចិត្ត ។

ចេះតែស្រមៃចង់នៅក្បែរ
ឱ!ស្អាតម៉្លេះទេ ស្រស់វរមិត្ត
នារីនោះនឹងគង់ដឹងចិត្ត
បើមិត្តប្រាប់ពិតរឿងក្នុងពោះ ។

នារីប្រិមប្រិយនារីសោភា
កវីវេទនាព្រួយគ្មានលស់
ព្រឹកថ្ងៃល្ងាចយប់មិនស្ងប់សោះ
កន្លង់កម្លោះឆាឆៅស្រី ។

ជារឿងធម្មតាផ្កាក្រអូប
សាយក្លិនឈ្ងុយឈ្ងប់រាល់ភិសម័យ
ហ៊ត ស៊្រឺ ក៏លង់ចិត្តស្រីថ្លៃ
សូមឲ្យមានន័យ ស្រីយល់ចិត្ត ។

khmerlyric, on មេសា 23rd, 2007 at 5:32 ល្ងាច Said:

naraths, on មេសា 23rd, 2007 at 5:48 ល្ងាច Said:

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ឌៀវ៖ នៅសល់ ឬអត់មានគូ

ហ៊ត ស្រ៊ឺ, on មេសា 24th, 2007 at 9:07 am Said:

ppsk, on មេសា 24th, 2007 at 11:00 am Said:

khmerlyric, on មេសា 24th, 2007 at 4:44 ល្ងាច Said:

ppsk, on មេសា 24th, 2007 at 5:53 ល្ងាច Said:

naraths, on មេសា 24th, 2007 at 6:58 ល្ងាច Said:

khmerlyric, on មេសា 24th, 2007 at 7:41 ល្ងាច Said:

ហ៊ត ស្រ៊ឺ, on មេសា 25th, 2007 at 10:11 am Said:

naraths, on មេសា 25th, 2007 at 10:42 am Said:

khmerlyric, on មេសា 25th, 2007 at 11:31 am Said:

១- ខ្ញុំសូមអបអរ ជូនពរផង
សូមឲ្យបំណងសម្រេចពិត
សូមឲ្យស្រីនោះ គេយល់ចិត្ត
ហើយគេអាណិតព្រមស្នេហា ។
២- ទោះគេមានក្ដី កុំព្រួយឡើយ
គួរទៅឆ្លងឆ្លើយ ផ្ដងវាចា
ប្រើពាក្យផ្អែមល្ហែម ផ្គាប់ចិន្ដា
គង់គេមេត្តា បន្ទន់ចិត្ត ។
៣- ស្រីៗមាត់រឹងតែប៉ុណ្ណឹង
តែចិត្តគ្មានរឹង ទេណាមិត្ត
បើគេធ្វើល្អ លើខ្លួនពិត
គេច្បាស់ជាគិត រិះវែងឆ្ងាយ ។
៤- សំខាន់ឲ្យតែចិត្តយើងស្មោះ
ប្រាកដមិនបោះ រកនាយអាយ
ដល់គេជឿជាក់ គេគ្មានស្ដាយ
ប្រគល់ចិត្តកាយ ដោយស្ម័គ្រស្មោះ ។

ppsk, on មេសា 25th, 2007 at 12:13 ល្ងាច Said:

សម្រស់ឃើញស្អាតដូចអំពិលអំពែក
សម្រស់ភ្លឹបភ្លែតរាល់យប់ថ្ងៃ
សម្រស់បែបនេះមិនប្រពៃ
ប្អូនត្រូវវាសវៃគិតឲឆ្ងាយ។

ខាងក្រោមជាគំនិតមិនល្អតែអាចប្រើការបាន៖

បើមានឪកាសកុំគិតយូ
ឆាប់ចូលទៅប្តូយកឆោមឆាយ
កុំគិតអាអ្វីក្រៅពីសប្បាយ
ឆាខ្ញីលាយបាយឆ្ងាញ់អស្ចារ្យ

ស្រីស្អាតច្រីនណាស់នៅក្នុងលោក
អាម៉ាកកុំឈ្ងោកមើលរំលង
អាយុពេញស្ទាវកុំនូវញែញ៉ង
ប្រយ័ត្នកន្លងយំស្តាយក្រោយ

ញ៉ែចោលៗជារឿងធម្មតា
បើប៉ះស្រីណាឲអោយរៀងកាយ
ឆាប់ទៅចូលជិតកុំគិតឆ្ងាយ
វាជារឿងសប្បាយបស់ប្រុសៗ

សូមប្រាប់ថាកំណាព្យបីល្បះខាងលើអណាគត បើមិនអេដ៍ក៍គុកដែរ !!!

ហ៊ត ស្រ៊ឺ, on មេសា 25th, 2007 at 2:54 ល្ងាច Said:

សូមអរគុណ!!មិត្តទាំងអស់គ្នា
ជួយបញ្ចេញវាចាចេញគំនិត
យោបល់របស់មិត្តល្អពិត
ខ្្ញុំសប្បាយចិត្តពេកកន្លង។

យោបល់ទឹម បឿនល្អហ្មត់ម៉ង
មើលផងគិតផងទើបដឹងច្បាស់
ថាគំនិតនេះល្អខ្លាំងណាស់
ពិនិត្យអោយច្បាស់ទើបបានដឹង។

ចំណែកណែកណារត្នក៏អាចពឹង
គំនិតមួយនឹងក៏ល្អដែរ
ជួយថែមរៀបរាប់ពីស្រីស្នេហ័
អោយខ្ញុំបានល្ហែរល្ហើយក្នុងចិត្ត។

រឿងរ៉ាវបន្តគូរត្រូវគិត
យកយោបល់ពិតphosoky
បីល្បះចុងក្រោយខ្ញុំសំភី
នាំគ្នាមូលមីរអានបន្ត។

ដូចពាក្យចាស់ថាដូចស៊ីក្លួ
ឬក៏ម៉ូតូកង់ក៏បាន
បើឃើញវានៅពីមុខឡាន
នាំគ្នារុញច្រានចូលតែម្តង។!!!!!!

និយាយលេងទេ លោកphosoky !!!!!!អស់ទាស់តាម៉ង!!!!បីល្បះរបស់លោកចុងក្រោយ ញាក់សាច់ (អេដ៏ក៏មិនចង់ គុកក៏មិនចង់ដែរ) ហា ហា ហា

khmerlyric, on មេសា 25th, 2007 at 3:16 ល្ងាច Said:

បងសូគីនេះ ចំមែនហ្មង
ខ្ញុំខំប្រឹងផ្ចង់ អានចង់ងាប់!
ឮប្រើការបាន អានដល់ចប់
លែងបានត្រឹមជាប់ គុកឬអេដស៍ ។

បោកឲ្យក្មេងខ្ញុំ វិសផុងខ្លួន
ឲ្យធ្វើតាមក្បួន ច្បាស់ជាចេត
បើមិនចូលគុគ ក៏ដេកពេទ្យ
គ្មានភ្លើចង់ចេត ទេបងអើយ… ។

ហ៊ត ស្រ៊ឺ, on មេសា 26th, 2007 at 9:08 am Said:

បន្តរៀបរាប់ពីសុភាពនារី”,,,,”
១-ម្លិះកាបុប្ផាក្រអូមឆ្ងាញ់
អ្នកផងស្រលាញ់ចង់ដាំដើម
ដុះក្នុងសួនច្បារបុប្ផាឆ្នើម
ត្រូវទឹកសន្សើមបុប្ផាស្រស់។

២-ភមរាកំលោះហើរត្រសង
ចង់ក្រេបលំអងរូបសម្ផស្ស
សែនស្អាតហ្មត់ម៉ងឥតមានទាស់
ទោះត្រូវជាប់ខ្នោះក៏ស៊ូទ្រាំ។
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ppsk, on មេសា 26th, 2007 at 11:51 am Said:

លោកអើយលោកហ៊តស្រ៊ឺ
ហេតុអ្វីកញក់ញីនឹងរឿងស្រី
ដូចជាស្រវឹងរាល់យប់ថ្ងៃ
មិនដែលស្គាល់ស្រីឫយ៉ាងណា។

ស្រីស្អាតច្រើនមានកន្លង់
ចោមរោមប៉ុនប៉ងក្រេបបុប្ផា
បើគីឡូយើងស្រាលកំប្រាថ្នា
ក្រែងលរមុតផ្កាស្លាប់តៃហោង។

បើមានសំណាងខ្ញុំមិនដឹង
ត្រូវតែខំប្រឹងក្រែងលបាន
រូបនាងបន្ទាបកាយកល្យាណ
បើសិនជាបានជួយជូនពរ។

ខ្ញុំមានពួកម៉ាកដូចអ្នកដែរ
ម្ងៃៗទៅញ៉ែរៀងរាល់ថ្ងៃ
មុខក្រាស់មុខចោធ្វើដូចច្ៃ
យល់សព្វទាំងថ្ងៃថាបានគេ។

មានអីនៅទីបំផុតអាវ៉ា
ស្ទើផុតសង្ខាដោយសារស្រី
មានប្រុសជាច្រើនកាងធ្វើប្តី
ទាត់បាញ់គ្មានប្រណីអាម៉ាកខ្ញុំ។

រត់បានរួចខ្លួនវាសច្ចា
គ្រប់ជាតិណាណាឈប់លង់ប្រាណ
ស្រីស្អាតចង្រៃប៊ិះក្ស័យប្រាណ
រត់រួចខ្លួនបានសំណាងធំ។

*************យ៉ាងណាៗមេត្តាកុំប្រកាន់គ្រាន់តែមានបំណងល្អទេ**********

ppsk, on មេសា 26th, 2007 at 3:49 ល្ងាច Said:

today I’m not good feeling
somebody will think what’s up man?
It’s just my blog was so blank
why it’s happened to my life

Anybody if can help
please dont quiet let to solve
If need something want to know
just write below your comments
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ជ្រុលចូលកន្លែងកំណាព្យអីៗក៍កំណាព្យដែរហាហា និយាយអីចឹងបឿន
មិនដឹងជាកើតអីបានជាប្លក់(blog) របស់ខ្ញុំបាត់អស់រលីង

khmerlyric, on មេសា 26th, 2007 at 4:27 ល្ងាច Said:

ងាប់!!ម៉េចបានទៅ ជាអ៊ីចឹង!?
ប្លក់បងឯងហ្នឹង លុបបាត់ហើយ
បងឯងច្រលំដឹងបងអ្ហើយ?
វាលុបទៅហើយ ជួយម្ដេចបាន!

អូហ៍! បងសាកចូលមើលអ៊ីម៉ែល
តាមមើលប្រហែល នៅប្រើបាន
ទាល់យើង confirm តាមខ្ញុំស្មាន
ទើបវាលុបបាន ពី server ។

បើបងឆែកមើល ឃើញវាផ្ញើ
វាបានដាក់ស្នើ ឲ្យបងធ្វើ
confirmation ទៅ server
សូមបងកុំធ្វើតាមវាអី ។

ហ៊ត ស្រ៊ឺ, on មេសា 26th, 2007 at 5:13 ល្ងាច Said:

Talk about my new blog
I want to talk to everyone
That I really want to blog someone
But they don’t blog back to me…

If you do so I am not happy
because it’s me just creat it
why you don’t support it
To mke me Miet feel unhappy…
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me Miet=my mind..

Sorry it is not the real poem te.. ha ha…
From Sreou..

naraths, on មេសា 26th, 2007 at 7:14 ល្ងាច Said:

Everybody said in english
in comments list this blogger
how could we see it will better
please friend readers post in khmer.

oh Hort Sreou, you create new blog
but no one shock it the best
Cos in you blog has news less
Let it biggest than before.

Sorry i’m not good in this
talking english may haven’t score
now stop write it any more
to open door speakin’ khmer.

naraths, on មេសា 26th, 2007 at 7:33 ល្ងាច Said:

មិនមែនច្នោះទេ អ្នកប្លក់ថ្មី
មកពីគ្មានអ្វីគេមិនដឹង
ទើបតែមកដល់ពេលថ្មើរហ្នឹង
ទាល់តែខំប្រឹងនៅឲ្យបានយូរ ។

រិះរកព័ត៌មានណាប្លែកៗ
មកចែករំលែក និងផ្លាស់ប្ដូរ
នោះគេបានដឹងនឹងមករក៍
សូមប្រឹងជំហ៊រ អាប់ដេតវា ។

នោះគួរឲ្យស្ដាយណាស់មិនគួរ
សូគី តួញតួខូចប្លក់នា
ទើបថ្មីៗនេះមិនធានា
នឹងកំរើកវាឲ្យរស់វិញ ។

ខំដាក់ចិត្តធ្វើព្រោះ Honey
រាល់ថ្ងៃវក់វី សែនទោម្នេញ
ភរិយាប្រិមប្រិយ ខ្លួនបញ្ចេញ
អារម្មណ៍ពោរពេញ នឹកមាសស្នេហ៍ ។

បឿនក៍ប្រហែលជួយមិនបាន
ព្រោះបងជ្រុលប្រាណdelete វា
បង្កើតថ្មីទៀតកុំរួញរា
កុំឲ្យវេទនាដូចគ្រាមុន ។

The View of Phnom Penh

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 03:13:48 +0000

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CAMBODIA’S ROYAL PALACE

photo James Loving NR

Throne Hall at Cambodia’s Royal Palace in Phnom Penh

Roman Wanderaugh/National Radio Text Service

Various Kings of Cambodia dating back to the Angkor period built many palaces. Since that time palaces were erected in Angkorborei, Sambhopborei, Icanapura, Hariharalaya, Yacodharapura, Longvek, Oudong to its current location Chadomuk.

Friday August 2, 2002

A pleasant way to spend a day in Phnom Penh in a concentrated area is a visit to the Royal Palace. The National Museum, Independence Monument, restaurants and the river walk are within a few blocks of the palace grounds.

The palace was constructed in 1866 by King Norodom and is now home to Preah Bat Samdech Preah Norodom Sihanouk, King of Cambodia, and Preach Reach Akka-Mohesey Norodom Monineath Sihanouk, the Queen of Cambodia.

The compound stands on the site of the former citadel Banteay Kev and covers an area 435 meters long and 402 meters wide. It is surrounded by a high wall, which is decorated with Selma-shape and was constructed in 1866-70 under the reign of King Norodom. It is regarded as the symbol of the entire nation. The significance of the yellow and white colors of the pavilions on the grounds is yellow represents Buddhism and white Brahmanism.

The Royal Palace was constructed twice. It’s previous location was in Ondong, north of Phnom Penh. All palace constructions were set up to the Khmer traditional architecture, built by Oknha Tenimit Mak a Khmer architect.

The many-tiered roofs topped by towers are a symbol of prosperity. The previous buildings were wooden and then reconstructed with concrete, but their original architectures are preserved.

photo James Loving NR

Northeastern view of Royal Palace grounds. Royal Pavilion in background.

THE GROUNDS

The grounds are expansive but there is limited access.

Only four buildings were open to the public on the main palace grounds during our visit at the end of May 2002. Other buildings were under renovation and are off limits for visitors. The area immediately surrounding where the King resides is off limits to the public.

The residence of the King and Queen was constructed in 1927-30 by Khmer architect Oknha Tep Nimit Khieu under the reign of Preah Bat Monivong.

In his private residence the King’s houses a collection of Cambodian artwork from artists around the world, and his office, where he pursues his Royal duties.

Preah Tineang Chanchhaya (Royal Pavilion) was constructed in 1913 under the reign of King Sisowath. It was built without walls so the moonlight can shine inside the hall.

The first floor is used for the performance of classical dances. The balcony is used for Royal appearances. The King or heads of state deliver speeches to the masses on the National Day or other special events. It is often used for entertaining and viewing of the King’s movies.

Access to the structure is denied. The public can only see it from a distance. Signs on the walkway note that they are not permitted beyond this point.

The Royal Pavilion is most visible from outside the place grounds from a Sothaeros street viewpoint.

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Royal Pavilion

THRONE HALLThrone Hall is the centerpiece. It was built in 1917 and inaugurated June 16, 1919 by his majesty Preah Bat Sisowat. It covers and area of 60 meters long by 30 meters wide and 59 meters higH.The Royal Coronation Ceremony is held there. Other uses include an audience granted by the King on national and religious days, the presentation of credentials by foreign envoys and formal receptions and meetings with distinguished guests.Designed in Khmer architecture it is also know as Preah Tineang Vincchay. Naga figures with many heads guard the stairway. All of the pillars supporting the ceiling are decorated with Kinnoras and Gurudas.The throne is in the middle of the hall. The throne represents the Khmer monarchy from the first century. A canopy with nine tiers (the parasol covering above the throne) symbolizes peacefulness and heaven for human beings and the ambitions of human beings.

Pavilion Of Napoleon III.The most controversial structure in the compound is the Pavilion Of Napoleon III. It was originally erected for the French Empress Eugenie during the inauguration day of the Suez Canal in 1869. Then Napoleon III presented it to King Norodom. It was then shipped to Cambodia and reassembled in the Royal Palace in 1876. Its architecture and gray color distinguishes it from the other buildings.

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It now functions as an art gallery of oil paintings, photos of former Cambodian Kings, Royal wardrobe, a chart of the Royal Family tree and other valuable art objects.

To escape the heat you can find relief in the Ho Preah Khan or Samritvimean building.

Erected in 1975-17 it is currently used to preserve Cambodian Royal regalia. The bottom floor is open to the public and is air-conditioned. There are no descriptions of the items enclosed in the display cases. In this case a guide would be helpful if you care to know the history of the objects.

Among the items on display are The Preah Moha Mokot Reach (The Great Crown of Victory), The Preah Khan Reach (The Sacred Sword), The Preah Lompeng Chey (The Victory Spear), The Kriss (The Dagger), The Preah Soporbatea (The Slippers) and The Veal Vichani (The Fan).

Outside the southeast wall of the palace is the house of the white elephant that is traditionally used for special regal occasions including Royal births, deaths or weddings.

Preah Tineang Phochany was built in 1912. It has a stage and is also used as a dancing hall. Dinner party’s for distinguished guests are also held there.

SILVER PAGODA

The Silver Pagoda acquired its name because of its floor, which is made up of 5,000 silver tiles. Inside hundreds of Royal gifts received by the Royal family over the years are displayed. A solid gold Buddha encrusted with, 9584 diamonds and weighing 90 kilos and a small 17th century emerald and baccarat crystal Buddha are among the items for viewing.

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Silver Pagoda.

The building also houses Wat Phnom Mondap, containing Buddha’s footprint. The walls surrounding the compound are the oldest part of the palace. They are covered with frescos depicting episodes from the Khmer version of the Ramayana, the Reamker.

The entrance to the Silver Pagoda area is interesting. Upon entering you will see one building that has many pictures of the King when he was young. There are others sections with artifacts.

Two of the most interesting displays are typical Khmer houses in pristine condition. The first that you will see is what appears to be a small one-room house. When you enter it is amazing how the use of space is maximized. Its like a kernal of corn popping open to a pop corn.

You often hear how Khmer families are raised in one-room structures that you often see when you travel on the roads of Cambodia. Once your inside this house you can relate to how that can be accomplished. It is astonishing how such a small space can be utilized.

Inside it expands giving one a feeling that they are in n area three times the size of its outside appearance. There is a private bedroom that is entered from the living/from room area. The living room area also functions as a bedroom that has the equivalent to two queen sized beds. As you walk to the rear of the house there is a small balcony area on the right that connects to a small kitchen area.

The house sits on stilts. Depending on what part of the country and the elevation where the house is situated the area beneath the house structure can serve a dual purpose. At the palace is used as a work area for sewing. If the house were situated in a low level area, during a wet or rain season the water would flow under it and not in.

Once you leave that house from the rear exit, there is a more elaborate house straight away after passing several souvenir shops.

There are several shops selling some interesting items. The silverware stands out. A small spoon cost US $2 and a fork $7. A salesperson said the silver content was 90%.

When you depart the Royal Palace you can have lunch at many the river front restaurants within three blocks of the palace on the Tonle Sap river front

Municipality of Phnom Penh

Independence Monument

After lunch you can visit the National Museum located one block north of the palace. Depending on how much time you spend there you may have dinner at many restaurants nearby or take a stroll along the river front walk.

INDEPENDENCE MONUMENT

Independence Monument is a healthy walk through Hun Sen Park. If you continue walking you will come to a main shopping area on Sihanouk Boulevard.

The Royal Palace is open to the public from 7:30-11 am and 2-5 pm daily for a US $3 entry fee, $2 additional for use of a still camera and $5 for the use of a video camera. Guides are available for $5 and up depending on the size of the group.

Guides are located near the ticket booth. Female guides wear red jackets. All have ID badges and their pictures are on the ticket booth. The palace fronts Sothaeros Boulevard between Streets 184 and 240.

A visit to the Royal Palace is a pleasant way… to spend a day… in Phnom Penh.

ប្រពៃណីនៃសុនខ

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:52:38 +0000

June 19, 2007

ប្រពៃណីនៃសុនខ

ប្រភេទ ៖ ពីនេះពីនោះ

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លោកអ្នកធ្លាប់ឃើញទេ? សត្វសុនខវាកាន់ប្រពៃណីពីរប្រការគឺ ៖

១-តែកាលណាវាជួបគ្នាវានៅទីណាៗក៏ដោយ មិនថាញី មិនថាឈ្មោលទេ វាតែងតែហិតគុថគ្នាទៅវិញទៅមក ។ កិច្ចនេះចាទៀងទាត់ខានធ្វើមិនបាន ។

២-សត្វសុនខឈ្មោល កាលណាវាបន្ទោរបង់បស្សវៈ តែងតែលើកជើងម្ខាងជាដរាប ។ កិច្ចនោះក៏វាលះបង់មិនបានដូចគ្នា ។ លោកអ្នកយល់ទេ កិច្ចវត្តទាំងពីរប្រការ ដែលសុនខតែងប្រព្រឹត្តមកមិនដែលខាននោះ តើបណ្ដាលមកអំពីអ្វី? មានពីត្រឹមណាមក? កិច្ចវត្តដែលសុនខតែប្រព្រឹត្ត២ប្រការនោះគឺ ៖

កិច្ចវត្តប្រការទី ១ គឺកាលបីបឋមកប្ប ដែលទើបកើតមានមនុស្ស មានសត្វមានសាសនា ពាក្យប្រដៅ បន្តិចបន្តួចលើផ្ទៃផែនដីនោះ មានរឿងដំណាលថា ក្នុងសម័យព្រេងនាយ មានវត្តអារាម មានអ្នកបួសកាន់សីលធម៌សុចរិត កាន់ពាក្យសច្ចៈប្រជុំគ្នាដោយពួកៗ នៅក្នុងវត្តនីមួយៗ ។ មានសុនខជាច្រើនជ្រកកោននៅក្នុងវត្តចាំបរិភោគអាហារ ដែលសេសសលអំពីអ្នកបួស តែកាលណាលោកប្រជុំចានចង្ហាន់នៅលើសាលា ពួកសុនខក៏នាំគ្នាឡើងទៅ ក្រាប់គាល់លោកចាំបរិភោគអាហារសំណល់តែរៀងរាល់ថ្ងៃ ខែ ឆ្នាំ ពុំដែលខាន ។ ឯភូមិផ្ទះអ្នកស្រុកឥតមានសុនខអាស្រ័យនៅដូចសព្វថ្ងៃនេះទេ ។ ថ្ងៃមួយនោះ បណ្ដាពួកសុនខទាំងនោះ មានសុនខមួយចេញខ្យល់អាចមន៍ “ផោម” ធុំក្លិនអាក្រក់ដល់លោកមេវត្ត ដែលលោកកំពុងឆាន់ ។ លោកក៏សួរទៅពួកសុនខដែលនៅជួបជុំគ្នានោះ ឲ្យឆ្លើយតាមពិតត្រង់ តែគ្មានសុនខណាមួយទទួលថាខ្លួនផោមសោះ ។ ឯលោកគ្រូមេវត្តលោកជ្រាបច្បាស់ថា មានសុនខមួយក្នុងចំណោមនោះ ចេញផោមប្រាកដ ទើបលោកពោលថា “អើបើឯងនៅតែលាក់បិទបាំងមិនសម្ដែងទោសកំហុសរបស់ខ្លួនដូច្នេះ ចូរឯងទាំងឡាយ វិនាសចាកវត្តក្នុងកាលឥឡូវនេះចុះ” ដោយពាក្យសច្ចរបស់លោកគ្រូ ពួកសុនខក៏អន្ដរធានចាកវត្តក្នុងបេលមួយរំពេច ពុំអាចទប់ទល់បានឡើយ ។

តាំងអីពីពេលនោះមក សុនខទាំងឡាយក៏ក្លាយទៅជាសត្វអនាថា ចេញទៅលាក់ខ្លួនពួនអាត្មាដោយព្រៃខ្លះ ដោយផ្ទះសម្បែងគេខ្លះ អត់ឃ្លានពន់ពេកកើតក្ដីសង្វេគអាណិតតែរៀងខ្លួន ។ តាំងពីថ្ងៃនោះមក ពួកសុនខទាំងនោះក៏តាំងចិត្តស្វែងរកភស្ដុតាងឲ្យប្រាកដថា សុនខណាវាផោមហើយលាក់បិទបាំងទុក បណ្ដាលឲ្យពួកសុនខដែលសុចរិតស្លូតត្រង់ទទួលសេចក្ដីលំបាកវេទនា ។

ហេតុនេះបានជាពួកសុនខប្រកាន់ខ្ជាប់ ក្នុងកិច្ចវត្តនោះតាំងពីកាលនោះរៀងៗមក តែបានជួបគ្នាវេលាណាក៏តាំងផ្ដើមកិច្ចវត្តមួយមុនកិច្ចផ្សេងទឿតៗ គឺចូលទៅហិតគុថគ្នាទៅវិញទៅមក ហើយបានធំក្លិនអសោចិដូចគ្នា សុនខមួយក៏ញេញធ្មេញបញ្ចេញសម្លេងឡើងថា ង៉ែងៗ សុនខម្ខាងទៀតក៏ចោទមកវិញថា ង៉ែងៗ ដូចគ្នាទើបបង្កើតទោសឡើងព្រមគ្នា ក៏ប្រើកម្លាំងកាយប្រយុទ្ធគ្នាទៅវិញទៅមកពេញទំហឹងឡើង ។

កិច្ចវត្តប្រការទី ២ គឺសុនខឈ្មោលមានប្រកាន់កិច្ចវត្តមួយបែបទឿត គឺពេលបន្ទោលបង់បស្សវៈ តែងតែលើកជើងម្ខាងជាដរាប ។ រឿងទីពីរនេះ ក៏កើតឡើងក្នុងសម័យជាមួយគ្នានឹងរឿងទី ១ ដែរ ។ កិច្ចវត្តដូចមានសេចក្ដីដំណាលតៗគ្នាមកថា សម័យនោះ មានបុរសស្ត្រីប្ដីប្រពន្ធមួយគ្រួ មានទីលំនៅមិនឆ្ងាយអំពីទីអារាមណាស់ណាទេ លុះដល់ខ្លួនកាន់តែចាស់ៗទៅ មានសេចក្ដីសង្វេគ ទើបនាំគ្នាស្វាមីភរិយាគិតពិចារណាថា “យើងចាស់ៗណាស់ហើយ ចូលក្នុងសេចក្ដីមិនទៀង តែយើងទាំងពីរនាក់ជាអ្នកទុរគតក្រខ្សត់គ្មានអ្វីនឹងធ្វើបុណ្យឲ្យទានដល់ម្ដងសោះ យល់ជានឹងស្លាប់ទៅទទេ ឥតផលប្រយោជន៍អ្វីឃើញនឹងបង់ជាតិកំណើតដែលបានកើតមកជាមនុស្សមនេះមិនខាន” ។

ទើបយាយចាស់ឆ្លើយតបឡើងថា “ថ្វីត្បិតតែក្រ បើប្រឹងត្រដរទៅក៏គង់ធ្វើបានខ្លះមិនលែង គ្រាន់តែទុគ្គតបណ្ណាការទៅចុះ” តាតបថា “អើយាយ! យាយឯងថាធ្វើបាន តើបានអ្វីធ្វើ?” ។ យាយថា “បើគាត់តាមខ្ញុំ ទើបធ្វើបាន” ។ ទើបយាយអធិប្បាយថា “សព្វថ្ងៃនេះ មានស្រែគេនៅជុំវិញភូមិយើង គេទើបនឹងច្រូតដឹកនាំយកទៅលែងអ្វីនឹងជ្រុះគ្រាប់ស្រូវខ្លះ បើយើងនាំគ្នាទៅរើសមួយថ្ងៃ គង់ដណ្ដាំបាយបានចង្ហាន់ម្ដងដែរ” ។

តាថា “យីយាយថានេះ ហៅថាពេញជាត្រូវ ណ្ហើយយាយប្រញាប់ទៅក្រែងវាបានក្រែលបន្តិច” ។ ថាយើងយាយ និងតាកាន់ល្អីមួយម្នាក់ ចេញទៅតើសស្រូវនៅក្នុងស្រែ ដែលគេទើបច្រូតកាត់ហើយ ។ រើសមួយថ្ងៃវាល់ស្ងាចបានស្រូវប្រមាណមួយត្រឡោកម្នាក់ យាយតាក៏នាំគ្នាវិលមកផ្ទះវិញ ។ លុះបរិភោគអាហាររួចហើយក៏បបួលគ្នារកគ្រាប់ស្រូវ ចំណែកខាងតា គាត់យកកាំបិទស្លាកោសគ្រាប់អង្ករដែលយាយបករួចហើយនោះ ឲ្យជ្រុះកន្ទក់ចេញ ម្លោះហើយគ្រាប់អង្ករនោះមានសម្បុរសភ្លឺថ្លាដូចពងសង្អារ ជិតភ្លឺយាយយកអង្គរនៅទោលាងទឹក យើងច្រកក្នុងឆ្នាំងដណ្ដាំបាយតាមធម្មតា ។ និយាយពីលោកគ្រូ លោកមានញាណយល់ការណ័ជាក់ច្បាស់ដោយអំណាចលោក កាន់ធម៌សច្ចៈ លោកបានជ្រាបហេតុពីយាយ និងតាប្រាថ្នាធ្វើមហាទានក៏លោកហៅភិក្ខុសាមណេរមកប្រជុំប្រាប់ថា “យប់នេះត្រូវនាំគ្នាបោសសំអាតដោតទង់ចងស៊ុំឲ្យរុងរឿង ព្រោះព្រឹកនេះ មានមហាទានចូលមកដល់វត្តរបស់យើង ដូច្នេះត្រូវយើងធ្វើឲ្យគួរសមនឹងទទួលមហាទាន ។ គ្រានោះភិក្ខុសាមណេរទាំងឡាយ ក៏ខ្វល់ខ្វាយបោសច្រាសសម្អាតវត្តសងស៊ុំដូចជាការធ្វើទានមហាកឋិនមួយ ។ លុះព្រឹកឡើងអរុណរៀបរះ ស្រាប់តែខើញយាយ និងតាបណ្ដើរគ្នាចូលទៅក្នុងវត្ត ។

ឯយាយគាត់កណ្ដៀតល្អីមួយ មានបាយមួយចានដាក់ក្នុងល្អីដើរចូលសំដៅទៅកុដិលោកគ្រូធំៗវាយរគាំងម៉ឺងៗ ប្រជុំភិក្ខុសាមណេរធ្វើភត្តានុមោទនា ។

នៅវេលាគ្រានោះ មានភិក្ខុមួយរូបក្ដៅចិត្តណាស់ ស្ទុះចេញទៅឈរចាំមើលផ្លូវ ។ លុះយាយ និងតាបណ្ដើរគ្នាចេញទៅដល់ព្រំវត្ត ភិក្ខុនោះក៏និយាយថា “នែយាយ និងតាក្រោយៗយកចង្ហាន់របស់យាយ និងតាទៅវត្តឯណាទៀតទៅកុំនាំចូលវត្តនេះទៀត សព្វបើបាយមួយចាន ឲ្យគេលំបាកអស់មួយយប់” ។ ថាហើយភិក្ខុនោះគេចចេញបាត់ទៅ ។ រីឯយាយ និងតាលុះបានឮសម្ដីភិក្ខុនោះ និយាយដូច្នោះហើយ ក៏មានសេចក្ដីវិតក្កក្នុងចិត្តពន់ពេក នាំគ្នាសង្វេគក្នុងចិត្តថា “ឳកម្មអើយ! កម្ម! ហេតុតែយើងក្រីក្រធ្វើទានមិនដិតដល់ បានជានាំឲ្យលោកមិនសប្បាយចិត្ត” ។

តាថា “ចុះយាយគិតយ៉ាងដូចម្ដេចទៀត?” យាយថា “តាកុំព្រួញមិនអ្វីទេសព្វថ្ងៃខ្ញុំឃើញសុនខខ្ចាត់ភ្លាត់ មកនៅក្បែរផ្ទះយើងច្រើនណាស់ ជាន់នោះប្រហែលជាគេសម្គាល់ថា សម្លាត់សត្វយកទៅធ្វើបុណ្យមិនបាប ត្រឡប់ទៅជាបុណ្យច្រើនទៅវិញទេដឹង?” ។

តាថា “ឳមែនហើយយាយ! មកយាយយកចន្ទាស់ទ្វារមួយមក” ។ ថាហើយ តាដកដាវចេញពីស្រោមបណ្ដើរយាយចេញផុតបិផ្ទះទៅ ក៏ស្រាប់តែប្រទះសុនខ ៤-៥ នៅហែៗ ក្បែរព្រៃ ។

តាថា “យាយស្ទាក់ពីមុខ” យាយស្ទុះដេញវាយត្រូវសុនខមួយដម្បង តាស្ុះទៅត្រកងនឹងដាវដាច់កសុនខមួយទៅ ។ ស្ទាក់ចុះស្ទាក់ឡើងសម្លាប់បានសុនខ ៤-៥ ក្បាល ។ យាយថា “ល្មមហើយតា! ល្មមធ្វើចង្ហាន់លោកបានហើយ” ហើយយកខ្សែចងសែងជញ្ជូនយកទៅផ្ទះ យាយគាត់ចាត់ការបានច្រើនមុខ គាត់ធ្វើជាសាច់ច្រនួតដោត ជាចង្កាក់ៗ ឲ្យតាអាំងគាត់ហាន់ជាដុំៗ ដាក់ថ្លាងមួយ ហើយគាត់ហាន់តូចៗ ធ្វើជាសម្លរម្ជូរគ្រឿង ។ ក្នុងរាត្រីនោះ លោកគ្រូធំឈ្វេងយល់ទៀត ក៏ប្រជុំភិក្ខុសាមណេរមកប្រាប់ថា “ព្រឹកស្អែកមានទានមកដល់វត្តយើងទៀតហើយ ប៉ុន្តែទាននោះថាធំក៏បាន ថាតូចក៏បាន មិនចាំបាច់រៀបវត្តទទួលទេ” ។

លុះព្រឹកឡើងភ្លឺច្បាស់ឃើញយាយទូលថ្លាងមួយ តារែកអម្រែកមួយចូលទៅក្នុងវត្ត ។ លោកគ្រូក៏វាយរគាំងម៉ឺងៗបីបទប្រជុំភិក្ខុ សាមណេរធ្វើភត្តានុមោទនា រួចហើយលោកគ្រូហាមថា “ភិក្ខុក្ដី សាមណេរក្ដីបើបាន ទទួលចង្ហាន់មានដុំសាច់ កុំអាលឆាន់ត្រូវនាំយកសម្លដែលមានដុំសាច់នោះមកប្រគល់ឲ្យអាត្មាកុំខាន” ។

លុះធ្វើភត្តានុមោទនារួចហើយ យាយ និងតាក៏ដួសសម្លចែកលោកគ្រប់កុដិ ។ ឯភិក្ខុសាមណេរកាលបានទទួលម្ហូបស្រេចហើយ ពិចារណមើលពុំឃើញមានត្រី មានសុទ្ធតែសាច់ក៏នាំគ្នាយកម្ហូបនោះទៅប្រគេនលោកគ្រូធំអស់ទៅ នៅសល់តែភិក្ខុមួយរូប ពុំបានយកសម្លទៅប្រគេនលោកគ្រូធំ សម្លទុកឆាន់តែម្នាក់ឯង ។

ឯលោកគ្រូធំស្មានថា អស់លោកយកមកជុំគ្នាហើយ ក៏សូត្រគាថាផ្សំធាតុកើតឡើងជាសុនខ ។ ឯសុនខដែលកើតដោយអំណាចគាថានោះ កើតឡើងជារូបសុនខសុទ្ធសាធតែមានតែជើងបី ។ ទើបលោកគ្រូធំចាត់លោកគ្រូសូត្រឲ្យដើររកមើលគ្រប់កុដិទៅឃើញភិក្ខុមួយរូបនោះ មានសាច់ច្រនួត មានខ មានសម្លម្ជូរគ្រឿង សុទ្ធតែសាច់ ក៏បង្គាប់ឲ្យភិក្ខុនោះនាំយកទៅប្រគេនលោកគ្រូធំ ។

លុះលោកគ្រូធំបានទទួលម្ហូបថ្មីទៀត ក៏លោកសែកផ្លុំម្ដងទៀត ទើបកើតជាសុនខមានជើងបួនគ្រប់ទាំងបួនដូចដើមវិញ ។ តាំងពីថ្ងៃនោះ សត្វសុនខកើតមានសេចក្ដីកតញ្ញូដល់លោកគ្រូជាប់ជានិច្ចក្នុងចិត្ត តែកាលណាបន្ទោរបង់បស្សវៈ ក៏នឹងរឮកដល់គុណរបស់លោកគ្រូថា កុំតែបានលោកគ្រូកុំអីយើងខ្វះជើងមួយ គិតហើយក៏លើកជើងក្រោយម្ខាងឡើងគំនាប់រំឭកគុណ នៅពេលបន្ទោរបង់បស្សាវៈ គឺលើកជើងដែលលោកគ្រូបង្កើតឲ្យលើកក្រោយបង្អស់នៅឯង ។

To night I wanna Cry

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:39:10 +0000

Keith Urban – Tonight I Wanna Cry

Song”Tonight I wanna Cry”

Tonight I Wanna Cry Lyrics
Artist(Band):Keith Urban

{chorus}
I’ve never been the kind to ever let my feelings show
And I thought that bein’ strong meant never losin’ self control
But I’m just drunk enough to let go of my pain
To Hell with my pride let it fall like rain
From my eyes
Tonight I wanna cry

{verse 2}
Would it help if i turned a sad song on
“All By Myself” would sure hit me hard now that you’re gone
Or maybe unfold some old yellow lost love letters
It’s gonna hurt bad before it gets better
But I’ll never get over you by hidin’ this way

{chorus}
Cause I’ve never been the kind to ever let my feelings show
And I thought that bein’ strong meant never losin’ self control
But I’m just drunk enough to let go of my pain
To Hell with my pride let it fall like rain
From my eyes
Tonight I wanna cry!!!!

{chorus}
I’ve never been the kind to ever let my feelings show
And I thought that bein’ strong meant never losin’ self control
But I’m just drunk enough to let go of my pain
To Hell with this pride let it fall like rain
From my eyes
Tonight I wanna cry

To: My loving wife

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 06:59:50 +0000

To: My loving wife

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room. So he decided to send an E-MAIL to his wife. However he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address and without realizing his error, he sent the message. Meanwhile,

somewhere a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. The widow decided to check her mail,

Expecting message from her relatives and friends, after reading the first message she fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife
Subject: I’ve just reached
Date: 13th October 2006

I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones.

I’ve just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was;

MORAL OF STORY – be careful while sending mails if not mishaps like these happen

How Fire got invented

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 06:43:02 +0000

Jokes

how fire got invented ( visual joke )

Do u know how fire got invented ……….!!!!!
Then watch .. !!

To night I wanna Cry.. he he ha ha

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 03:54:51 +0000

Read and listen to this romantic song.. ……

Tonight I Wanna Cry Lyrics
Artist(Band):Keith Urban

{verse 1}
Alone in this house again tonight
I got the TV on, the sound turned down and a bottle of wine
There’s pictures of you and I on the walls around me
The way that it was and could have been surrounds me
I’ll never get over you walkin’ away{chorus}
I’ve never been the kind to ever let my feelings show
And I thought that bein’ strong meant never losin’ self control
But I’m just drunk enough to let go of my pain
To Hell with my pride let it fall like rain
From my eyes
Tonight I wanna cry{verse 2}
Would it help if i turned a sad song on
“All By Myself” would sure hit me hard now that you’re gone
Or maybe unfold some old yellow lost love letters
It’s gonna hurt bad before it gets better
But I’ll never get over you by hidin’ this way{chorus}
Cause I’ve never been the kind to ever let my feelings show
And I thought that bein’ strong meant never losin’ self control
But I’m just drunk enough to let go of my pain
To Hell with my pride let it fall like rain
From my eyes
Tonight I wanna cry!!!!{chorus}
I’ve never been the kind to ever let my feelings show
And I thought that bein’ strong meant never losin’ self control
But I’m just drunk enough to let go of my pain
To Hell with this pride let it fall like rain
From my eyes
Tonight I wanna cry

Ya, Look at my class when I was young

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 09:10:48 +0000

Can you guess, where is mine?

Source: http://www.trekearth.com/gallery/Asia/Cambodia/East/Kampong_Cham/photo366684.htm

The Oxford Dictionary’s latest definition of the following words.

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 06:42:36 +0000

Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic :A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office :A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn :The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat :A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway “See I am not injured yet.”
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest….except that he got caught.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Boss :Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

What the guesture means…

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 08:05:31 +0000

What the gesture means…
-Holding Hands = We definitely like each other
-Slap on the butt = That’s mine
-Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
-Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plan love you
-Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
-Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go
-Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you

***Advice***

*Dont ask for a kiss, take one.*

**If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you’re definitely in Love.**

Well you know who i was thinking of while reading this?

What every kiss means?

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:54:38 +0000

“What every kiss means ?”

-Kiss on the stomach = I’m ready
-Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
-Kiss on the Ear = You are my everything
-Kiss on the Cheek = You look so cute
-Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
-Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
-Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
-Kiss on the Lips = I love you

The Best Place for Me in the World is By your Site!

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:45:42 +0000

When Can I become like this..? It is so romantic….

Friends

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:50:16 +0000

Your sentiment is ur love, your love is ur heart, your heart is ur spouse, your spouse is ur future, your future is ur destiny, your destiny is ambition, your ambition is ur aspiration, your aspiration is ur motivation, your motivation is ur believe, your believe is ur peace, your peace is ur target, your target is heaven, heaven is like hell without FRIENDS. It’s “world best friends week” send this to all Ur good friends. Even me, if I am one of them. See how many u get back. If u gets more than 3 u r really a lovable person………………….. I am waiting
 

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:48:38 +0000

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me…

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He’d forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : “…And are you sure you love me and no one else ?”
Boyfriend : “Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday”.

2) Teacher : “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?”
Pupil : “The moon”.
Teacher : “Why?”
Pupil : “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it”.

3) Teacher : “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”
Pupil : “A teacher”.

4) Waiter : “Would you like your coffee black?”
Customer : “What other colors do you have?”

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !”
Sam : “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher : “What do you mean?”
Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.
Teacher : “What about your mother?”
Sam : “She’s a woman”.

7) Tom : “How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?”
David: “You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated”.

Teacher : “Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?”
Student : “Brotherly love”.

9) Teacher : “Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?”
Sam : “No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook”.

10) Patient : “What are the chances of my recovering doctor?”
Doctor : “One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated. The others all died”..

11) Teacher : ” Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? “
One Student : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.”

12) Teacher : ” George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?”
One Student: ” Because George still had the axe in is hand.”

Chauffeur!

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:43:29 +0000

Chauffeur!

One day Bill Clinton is riding in his Limousine and he said to the driver, “You know, I used to love driving very much when I was young, and I haven`t done it for a long time. Why don`t you let me drive for once?”

The driver thinks to himself, “Well, I can`t say no to this guy, he`s the president.”
So the driver pulls over and they change places. Bill was having fun, zooming down the freeway, dodging and overtaking cars.

After a while the driver taps on the window and tells Bill, “Mr. President, slow down a bit. You`re doing over a hundred and fifty miles an hour.”
Bill says, “ahhh, don`t worry about it, I`m the President.”
So he rolls up the window and continues to drive very fast. After a few moments he gets pulled over. The cop walks to the car and Bill rolls down the tinted window and says:
“Do you know who I`am?”
The cop sees the President and says, “oh, I, ehhh, sorry, can you hold on a minute.

The cop walks back to his car and radios back to the station.
He says “guys I just pulled over some one very important, and I need advice on how to handle this.”
They ask whom, “The mayor?”
“No, much more important.”
“The governor?”
“More important.”
“The President?”
“No, even more important.”
“Well, who is it?”
“I don`t know, but Bill Clinton is his chauffeur.”

Some funny lines

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:41:17 +0000

Some funny lines
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

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DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.

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MARKETING STRATEGIES:

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:37:53 +0000

Here are the interesting strategies I got from my friend. Enjoy!

MARKETING STRATEGIES:

A Professor at one of the conference was explaining marketing concepts to students:-

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am rich. Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing.

2. You’re at a party with bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friend goes up to her and pointing at you says: “he’s very rich. Marry him!” – That’s Advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say” “hi, i’m very rich. Marry me.” – That’s Telemarketing.

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband, — that’s Demand & Supply Gap.

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, marry me!” Your wife arrives. – That’s Restriction for entering New Markets.

These kind of things for whom who can not eat meat…

HORT Sroeu (Mr.) — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:13:20 +0000

Check these pictures for someone who can not eat meat…

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Some people say that advertising encourages us to buy things we really do not need. Others say that advertisements tell us about new products that may improve our lives. Which viewpoint do you agree with? Use specific reasons and examples to support your answer.

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To night I wanna Cry

To: My loving wife

How Fire got invented

To night I wanna Cry.. he he ha ha

Ya, Look at my class when I was young

The Oxford Dictionary’s latest definition of the following words.

What the guesture means…

What every kiss means?

The Best Place for Me in the World is By your Site!

Friends

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:

Chauffeur!

Chauffeur!

Some funny lines

MARKETING STRATEGIES:

These kind of things for whom who can not eat meat…

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